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17 March 2008

A policeman’s palm is sweetened

If you live in Boston, or even Butte, a Saint Patrick’s Day parade is a big deal, a grand march down main street followed by a rousing good time in beer soaked pubs. In Kalispell, however, Saint Patrick’s Day is mainly an excuse to get drunk on green ale, and the parade is an anemic event that’s held out of habit. And so on Saturday, 15 March 2008, graying bagpipers skirled up Kalispell’s main drag, followed by equally experienced Hibernians, and a few others, all bravely smiling and waving at the sparse crowds. My photos of the best of the parade are below. Just for the record, I’m not Catholic.

Update, 1 November 2010. A couple of days ago, I discovered that four of these images had been used without permission on a website called Baucus Drunk. That’s a copyright infringement, and I notified the website’s ISP of that fact.

Max Baucus supporter gives candy to Kalispell cop. Copyright 2008, James R. Conner.

A Max Baucus supporter sweetens the palm of a Kalispell policeman. The response from the Kalispell Police Department? “Cute picture. Should be good for blackmail some day.”

St. Patrick's Day parade in Kalispell, MT, marches up Main Street. © 2008, James R. Conner.

Marching north under yellow lights and a police escort.

Playing the pipes on a drafty day in Kalispell. © 2008, James R. Conner.

Bagpipers skirl up Main Street. They looked cold, but sounded good.

Supporters of CI 100 march in Kalispell's St. Patrick's Day parade.

White shirts and a sharp formation from the far right

Ancient order of hibernians.

An ancient order’s seasoned marchers.

Falun Dafa banner.

Colorful, but it ain’t Irish.

Horse drawn buggy in St. Patrick's Day parade.

Old Ireland meets the Old West.

Waving to the masses.

A green robed dignitary waves to the masses.

A rolling saucer from Polson pollutes Kalispell's air.

A rolling saucer from Polson pollutes Kalispell’s air.

Supporters of Max Baucus bring up the parade's rear.

Supporters of Max Baucus bring up the rear.

Tuckered out marchers rest under the rainbow.

Tuckered-out marchers rest under a rainbow.