13 June 2018 — 1006 mdt

Oh, I'll debate you on a Monday, a Monday, a Monday, a Monday's very good,
Or I'll debate you on a Tuesday, a Tuesday, a Tuesday, in fact I wish I could.
Or I'll debate you on Wednesday, a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday is best,
But never ever on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, that's Daddy's day to rest.

Most any day, Matt will debate ol’ Test,
Any day's okay, ‘cept Daddy's day of rest.

If you see me up in Whitefish, in Whitefish, in Whitefish, you'll know I've lost my way,
You'll know me by my big hat, my big hat, my big hat, my cattle got away,
I debated Judge Fagg, Troy Cali, and Doc Awl Zoo,
So maybe someday soon, I’ll debate Flattop Tester, too.

Most any day, Matt will debate ol’ Test,
Any day's okay, ‘cept Daddy's day of rest.