28 March 2018 — 0518 mdt
The Ballad of Donald and Stormy
There’s never been a president quite like Donald, or a president’s paramour quite like Stormy — and if Divine Providence takes mercy on our republic, there never will be again. Let us pray that becomes so. In the meantime, let us sing.
Ballad of Donald & Stormy
Sometimes I went a wandering,
From sweet Melania's arms,
And when I did, I loved a fling,
With Stormy Daniel’s charms.
Hee hee hee, ho ho ho,
Hee hee hee, Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!
Hee hee hee, ho ho ho, with Stormy's special charms.
Evocative, provacative,
A tale could Stormy tell,
About the spanky kind of thrill,
She gave me oh so well.
Never must dear Stormy sing,
About my ding-a-ling,
Or any other little thing,
She learned of on our fling.
She has to sign an NDA,
I told my lawyer friend,
She must never breathe a word,
Of how I with her sinned.
I’d like to go a wandering,
Again, and again, and again,
With stars of films a bit risqué,
With Forbes in their right hand.