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19 August 2019 — 2103 mdt

Greenland & the Greenback Dollar — a hoot for Donny

The Kingston Trio made Hoyt Axton’s Greenback Dollar famous (so famous that apparently all performances by the Trio and Hoyt can be played only on YouTube). It’s a good choice for a musical comment on the man in the White House’s proposal to Denmark to exchange Greenland for greenbacks.

Greenland & the Greenback Dollar

Some people say I’m a no-count
Others say I’m no good
But I’m just a natural born real estate man
Doin’ what I think I should, oh yeah
Doin’ what I think I should

And I don’t give a damn about a Greenback a-dollar
Spend it fast as I can
On a boondoggle wall, and Greenland island,
Defying the law of the land, Congress,
Defying the law of the land.

When I was a little baby
Daddy Fred said, “Hey son
Lie when you must, in mendacity we trust,
Grow up to be a real estate man, mein boy,
Grow up to be a real estate man.

And I don’t give a damn about a Greenback a-dollar
Spend it fast as I can
On a boondoggle wall, and Greenland island,
Defying the law of the land, Congress,
Defying the law of the land.

Now that I Tweet from the White House,
Insulting both peasants and kings,
I’ve learned that a lie will be truth by and by,
‘less a rat in the jailhouse sings, hoo boy,
‘less a rat in the jailhouse sings.

Some people say I’m a no-count
Others say I’m no good
But I’m just a natural born real estate man
Doin’ what I think I should, oh yeah
Doin’ what I think I should

And I don’t give a damn about a Greenback a-dollar
Spend it fast as I can
On a boondoggle wall, and Greenland island,
Defying the law of the land, Congress,
Defying the law of the land
Defying the law of the land, Congress,
Defying the law of the land.